A funny thought came to me last night, what if Donald Trump’s election platform had been founded on protecting American techno?

The much-mooted ‘Wall’ would likely be a Funktion One soundsystem, Melania would be an old Limelight regular, and his Twitter account would certainly be a lot more interesting.

All together now… Make America Techno Again! #MATA

*[Disclaimer: This post should in no way be taken as an endorsement of, or even a respectful nod towards ‘President’ Donald Trump. Donnie, if you’re listening, kindly f**k off. Thanks, 909originals.]

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